| 23..that's how old I am today. Rather than rant and rave, about how old and lonely I am, I'm only going to say one thing.
Happy Birthday to me.
I get shit for free.
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| Well, another semester is here...according to my degree plan I might actually graduate pretty soon...additionally I've decided to stick around UNT and get my Masters degree in History. After I finish with that, hopefully I can get a good teaching gig somewhere, this way I can be teaching while I go for the ultimate goal of a doctorate in History. Then I'd be Dr. Mckamie....how awesome will that be? I submit to you that it will be totally awesome. |
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| Three cowboys from Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Texas are sitting around a fire. The Oklahoma cowboy gloats, "Just the other day, a bull gored six men in the corral, but I wrestled it to the ground with my hands."
The Arkansan replies, "Oh, yeah? Yesterday a 15-foot rattler came at me, so I grabbed it, bit its head off, and spit the poison into a spittoon 15 yards away."
The Texan stays quiet, slowly stirring the coals with his penis. |
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| I got all B's last semester.....summer is boring...I have no job. |
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